Thursday, April 30, 2009

Deep cleansing breathes

The Prompts:
1.) Who really helped you get over something? Write about that person.(
2.) Is plastic surgery an option? Without being vulgar, write about the body part still attached to you that you would most like to dis-attach and replace with a better one. (
3.) Share an interesting email exchange you've had with someone lately.
4.) Have you thought about shutting down your blog? Why haven't you and what would cause you to make that decision final?
5.) Today I will...

Today I will TRY not to laugh at any customers. I will Try not to mutter angry words towards funeral directors. I will smile more (ha). I'm going to take some deep breathes and wait it out. I'm not going to fly off the handle today, although it's 12:30 p.m. and I've already come close TWICE. I'm going to look to the future and focus on my big weekend. Today I'm going to run errands, melt chocolate wafers into booties and bottles. Today I'll complete the shower favors, buy everything on the last minute list and pull out my hair. Today I will drive my aunt to the car detailer and smile while I want to wring her neck. Today I will skip the gym so I can go to AC Moore to get the chocolate stuff and forget my rewards card AGAIN!

Today I will contemplate calling in sick but go to work and pout in the end. Today I will throw away that pineapple I just had to have that I NEVER cut apart. My trash smells nice! Today I will watch Greys Anatomy and go to bed early.

Today I will scream for hours inside my head. Today I will think mean thoughts about objects like this pencil. Today I will pop the blisters on my hands (from raking the yard) and complain about how much it hurts. Today I will lay in bed and think about all the things I would rather do then get up and go to work. Today i will gossip, bicker, yawn, huff and puff, stuff my face with cake, and surf the Internet. Today I will finish my work week pump my fist in the air and yell, ABOUT FUCKING TIME!

So what did you wetie about today? Stop at Mama Kat's and see what everyone has to say


Melissa said...

Good luck with all of that.... let me know tomorrow how it all worked out for you.... :)

Diane said...

Man. That's a lot of stuff. I'm pooped.

kisatrtle said...

Here's hoping you accomplished everything on your awesome list.

Lane said...

My wife's a huge Grey's fan. 8 o'clock in the household is quiet time in the back bedroom for her. I hope you hit everything on the list.