Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Insane much?

Due to my lack of creativity I'm posting an email forward I received today at work. I know. I know. but it's really funny. and I made my comments in the black text. You'll see I'm not very creative today!

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. ~This might get you in trouble....with the fun police.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice! ~ I really want to do this next time a customer comes in for me.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. ~or a shake
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. ~I don't care about this one
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.' ~On my rent check that would be so funny
6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. ~They already give me looks
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. ~ I will be doing this the next time we go out to lunch
8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. ~ A large shake....to go please.
9. Sing Along At The Opera. ~ pass
10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. ~ While listening to really loud music
11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!' ~ I do that when the change machine gives me $5 in quarters. that and beat up kids at the arcade.
12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' ~ that would be a RIOT
13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' ~ Then have them fight to the death
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS. ~AWKWARD!

5 comments:

Wifey Dessert said...

oh my!! thanks the that last one I just spit coffee everwhere.. thanks for that :)

Diva Ma said...

HA HA HA HA! The fitting room!

Melissa said...

These are great... I love the "calling your name over the intercom"!!!

Joanie said...

This blog makes my boring work day a lot better...LOL

Amy McMean a.k.a McSunshine said...

Glad everyone enjoyed this. I really want to do the intercom one. I work the front counter and would love for a customer to come in an ask for me. then i page myself, hang up the phone and say "I'm McMean" how can I help you?" that would be great.