Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Top 10 on the McMind

I've been having trouble with Moma Kat's writing assignments. I don't know. I feel like all my creative juices have evaporated. I should wear a hat. It could help hold my brain in...and those creative juices. None the less i will attempt this weeks assignment. Talent or list?

I'm a girl of many talents. I can stand on my head while drinking water and painting a picture of unruly kids. I can pull Greyhound Buses with my teeth and push an airplane all by myself. I. AM. AWESOME. A.W.E.S.O.M.E. Awesome. But I don't feel the need to brag. gloat. or anything like that. but I'm pretty creative please refer to this post or even this post for a taste of my talents.

So instead I will do the list. List 10 things on your mind this week. Might not be as EXCITING as the talent portion, but I'll do my best.

10 things on my McMind this week.
  1. How fantastical my NEW contact lenses are. I can see! I can see! It's like a brand new day.

  2. I'm really glad to be over my cold I hate being sick. Not to mention cold stuff is EXPENSIVE.

  3. Why do I have heart burn? All day? EVERYDAY? Will Ice cream make my heartburn less burny?

  4. I sure hope MaJunior and Dinky want to go out for her birthday this weekend. I REALLY need a trip to the bar. And a if the opportunity came up to YELL at Mr. Ship. Well Who am I to look a gifted horse in the mouth. I swear all I would do is YELL. I swear. I think. I don't know.

  5. To bad mystery man wasn't a ringer. One day my prince will come. Right?

  6. I really need to clean my apartment. I just need to buck up turn off the TV and...tackle......oh wow the magic bullet infomercial.

  7. I can't believe Nana pulled one over on me. Dang it. Nana-1 Amy-0. That sneaky S.O.B.

  8. I wonder how long I can drive on my tire before it just completely deflates. It's been looking low since Sunday and so far so good.

  9. I have a hankering for some Grand Buffet (Chinese). I could nos on some egg rolls. Maybe MaJunior will want to go to her birthday lunch at the GB.

  10. Cake or Cupcakes for Preggers Baby shower. I guess we need to get planning on that Extravaganza. Decorations, food, people. Parties. One of my many talents.


Melissa said...

I have been having such a problem with my contacts...they continuosly make my eyes feel itchy-- hate it!!
And honey, you've got to fill up your tire; I bet your car will drive so much smoother!! (is smoother a word??)
Have fun at the bar, if you can get there....and drink one for me!!

BTW- thanks for my TAG... I will get it posted as soon as I can!!!

La Pixie said...

putting brand new contacts in your eyes is one of the best feelings!!

I cant get my creative juices flowing, either. I have been skipping Mama Kats assignments for like a month now. shhh, dont tell her.

Wifey Dessert said...

your prince will definately come one day!! but beware he will want you to cook and clean for him and then you will have to set him straight :)

#10 cupcakes for sure.. but im partial :)

jordy said...

thanks for stopping by!

i always drive on low tires... i'm sure it's good for a while. :)

Jenners said...

Visiting from MamaKat's Writers Workshop...

This was too funny! Love #6 in particular!

Ice cream will put out the fire in your heart...but perhaps you should consult a physician.

Your prince is on his way ... he just called and lost his way.

Thanks for stopping by earlier!

Heatherlyn said...

Congrats on being able to see.
I am soooo with you about how expensive cold stuff is; it's like adding insult to injury since it's so lousy to be sick in the first place.
I vote for cupcakes!

Kelly said...

Love your list!! and by the way I did see Ed McMahon in THAT commercial...What was that?!

Dan said...

Contacts are great - until you get old and need too many lenses.

And your prince - I just saw him wondering in circles. So maybe with Jenners giving him a map he'll be able to find you now.

Frogs in my formula said...

Ice cream does certainly help with heartburn. It's my favorite fix.

Sam_I_am said...

omg, I am so with you on number 6. I hate those stupid informercials. They suck me in and suck out my brain.