I'm a girl of many talents. I can stand on my head while drinking water and painting a picture of unruly kids. I can pull Greyhound Buses with my teeth and push an airplane all by myself. I. AM. AWESOME. A.W.E.S.O.M.E. Awesome. But I don't feel the need to brag. gloat. or anything like that. but I'm pretty creative please refer to this post or even this post for a taste of my talents.
So instead I will do the list. List 10 things on your mind this week. Might not be as EXCITING as the talent portion, but I'll do my best.
10 things on my McMind this week.
- How fantastical my NEW contact lenses are. I can see! I can see! It's like a brand new day.
- I'm really glad to be over my cold I hate being sick. Not to mention cold stuff is EXPENSIVE.
- Why do I have heart burn? All day? EVERYDAY? Will Ice cream make my heartburn less burny?
- I sure hope MaJunior and Dinky want to go out for her birthday this weekend. I REALLY need a trip to the bar. And a if the opportunity came up to YELL at Mr. Ship. Well Who am I to look a gifted horse in the mouth. I swear all I would do is YELL. I swear. I think. I don't know.
- To bad mystery man wasn't a ringer. One day my prince will come. Right?
- I really need to clean my apartment. I just need to buck up turn off the TV and...tackle......oh wow the magic bullet infomercial.
- I can't believe Nana pulled one over on me. Dang it. Nana-1 Amy-0. That sneaky S.O.B.
- I wonder how long I can drive on my tire before it just completely deflates. It's been looking low since Sunday and so far so good.
- I have a hankering for some Grand Buffet (Chinese). I could nos on some egg rolls. Maybe MaJunior will want to go to her birthday lunch at the GB.
- Cake or Cupcakes for Preggers Baby shower. I guess we need to get planning on that Extravaganza. Decorations, food, people. Parties. One of my many talents.