Not Me Monday

Alas I am still....an apron loser. But I have hope. 3x's the charm right? Oh well. Congrats to the winner of Moma Kats apron giveaway! Good for you! So we are down to week 3 now. This weeks apron comes from Jennifer and her stuff is really freaking cute. I also give her points for showing how versatile the apron can be. she wears them while gardening in her photos. Thank you for taking for helping remove the stereotype that all aprons are used for is cooking and surprising your husband with nothing on but that. Good for you! My two favorites, yes i know I'm so indecisive are 1 and 2. I can't pick. So there is this weeks awesome giveaway. Good luck! So swing by and enter the giveaway at Moma Kats page.

Well it's Monday and I'm feeling like this just CAN'T be me. This must be a dream. I'm still snuggled up in bed with my blankets and it's night time and I'm asleep......right? I'm not at work already at 7:15 in the A.M. Oh dang it's really or this tea is really hot in my dream.

So for this weeks Not me Monday is as follows.

I did not collapse Friday as soon as I got home and sleep on my couch for about an hour. I was not tired in the slightest after getting up early all week for work. I can not tell you down to the minute how long it is until I'm done working mornings. I am not at all excited for my 2 days off this week. I do not feel the slightest bit annoyed at working 6 of the last 7 days. I love my job.

I did not plan my evening Friday around watching Friday Night Lights and I did not completely enjoy the show.

I did not go out of my way to stop at McDonalds and enjoy my first Shamrock shake of the season. I did not order a large and then almost poop my pants when they handed me a GIANT cup of Shamrocky greatness. The cup was not ENTIRELY to BIG to be a LARGE. And it didn't make me the slightest bit sick. The girl at McDonalds did not ask me, after I ordered 1 large shamrock shake, if i like them? I did not stumble over the obvious answer.

I did not have some truly yummy Hawaiian pizza Friday night for dinner.

I didn't wake up at 6 a.m. Saturday because my body thought It was supposed to. My body was not completely confused about the time change I've been working and did not punish me by making me sick all day Saturday.

I did not attend the twins birthday party and they did not turn 1. Since it wasn't their first birthday we did not allow them to play in the cakes. They were not a complete mess (photos to come later this week). They didn't have a great time.

Time did not fly on my one day off and I did not wake up Sunday to the realization that I had to go back to work.

I did not encounter any problems at work on Sunday and today hasn't been busy as ever. I did not start out my day by being yelled at because of a press problem, which I have complete control over. I did not pull into the parking lot and yell in my car very loudly "I don't want to be here!!!"

So that's my not me Monday