The big 100

YEAH!!!!! Today is my 100th post in case you didn't know that. In case you've missed the last 2 weeks leading up to this pinnacle point in my bloggy life. If you are new to my blog. WELCOME. Big bloggy hugs and high fives all around. Ok, I'm sorry this isn't that blog. I'm not the happy cheer person shoving rays of sunshine down your sore throat. I'm usually much less EXCITED then this. If you doubt me read some of my older stuff. I swear I'm not the over the top perfect life blogger person.

so I'm going to attempt a 100 things about me list. As I'm not sure of the normal criteria for such a list I've decided to do it Amy McMean style. It'll be 100 things about me such as things I like, my behavior, things i hate, my personality, whatever fills up 100 things. Since I'm insanely honest I'll admit to the fact that I've had some help with this list. My best friend Kitty. Has helped me with some things. Look I'm sure I could have come up with some really funny stuff about myself, but I'm just so modest. So I asked her to help me compile a list, asked, begged same difference. So Below is my list of 100 things that will never help you in your life. But now you'll know them about ME!

1. I love butter pecan ice cream.
2. I eat more ice cream in the winter then any other season.
3. I can eat a whole jar of olives by myself in one sitting.
4. If i could bake cookies all day everyday I would.
5. I hate milk.
6. It freaks me out, it's like drinking white out.
7. I hate the snow.
8. I love having sleep overs with my little cousins (7 year old twin girls)
9. I love it more when they leave the next day.
10. I won second place in a photo contest at our County Fair (yes you read that right) for a photo i took in Rocky Mountain National Park.
11. I could lay on the beach everyday and feel the warm sun on me.
12. I don't wear much sun screen. I know I know. I'm working on that.
13. I tried smoking when i was younger but never really 'got it"
14. Here are some courteous of my best Friend Kitty (15-50)
15. Amy absolutely cannot watch tv and talk on the phone at the same time… ever
16. Amy threw up in my dad's Mercedes after drinking entirely to much
17. She hates feet. (ahh they are so gross)
18. She'll drink pickle juice right from the jar like it's nothing.
19. used to take karate and do a routine to eye of the tiger
20. Amy is a terrible winner… and loser
21. she collects m&m things of all types
22. Once almost got us killed while playing tennis because of her big mouth. (now that was a good time).
23. She initiated the "night of bad decisions" with her once in a lifetime suggestion of "let's go talk to those guys"
24. holds a grudge (like no other)
25. Amy is capable of remembers dumb dates like the date we broke Chris's cabinet (Feb. 7, 1997 I remember stuff)
26. Has child size hands.
27. Which fit in her mouth as a fist
28. Will tell you she thinks your dumb(to your face), but still stand by you while you board a plane to go live with your nut case aunt.
29. she dips her pizza in ranch dressing. (Everything is a little better with ranch)
30. has an unhealthy love of ketchup (this is very true)
31. Is one of the last people I know that actually pays for porn. (I like to stimulate the economy).
32. dips French fries in her frosty's… just like me
33. loves anything with bacon (yummmm bacon)
34. would like her steak… a la mode. (I don't really eat ice cream on my steak, it's s joke.)
35. does not eat strawberries. (Once I sucked all the yummy ice cream off a desert made by kitty's mom and spit the strawberries back in the glass)
36. For the record I love strawberry FLAVORED stuff just not the actual strawberry.
37. does not like corn. Unless it's on the cob or cream style.
38. Does not see the point in lettuce (I'm getting better with this also)
39. Is not the best speller (or writer, or dancer, or talker...etc.)
40. she can drink a whole bottle of wine alone now that she has a cork screw (and I did Saturday night and then....passed out)
41. And i don't even like wine. yuck-a-roo.
42. Amy almost killed us on her brother's 4wheeler (this is a bit dramatic Kitty, we at no point were going to die, we hit a tree. That's it)
43. Amy loves throwing parties for little kids. (I do I'm such a mom-in-training.
44. Amy was there when her brother shot the paperboy and had to hide in the shed when the cops showed up. (not our families proudest moment, but there was no damage done to the paperboy.)
45. Amy hates dancing at clubs.
46. I hate dancing period, I'm not sure where you got the "clubs" thing.
47. Actually I mainly just also dislike clubs.
48. Unless it's like book club or blogging club. Just no dancing.
49. Amy hates when the people at Cici's say, "we'll Cici you later!"
50. Amy is a super friend!
51. Thanks for the help Kitty.
52. Sometimes when i watch shows on TV I got so embarrassed for the people I have to change the channel.
53. I feel like then they don't have to be embarrassed, because I don't seem them.
54. I still close my eyes and cover my face during the REALLY scary parts of the movies.
55. I cried while watching MADE the other day.
56. I try not to cry to often, but that doesn't work out sometimes.
57. I NEVER cry in public unless I can't absolutely help it.
58. I.E. at a funeral.
59. In one year I had 3 funerals, that was rough.
60. My last real relationship was damn near 4 years ago.
61. And I haven't dated since.
62. Since we all know Mr. ship doesn't count as dating.
63. I'm not great at making new friends.
64. I feel the need to be IMPRESSED.
65. On average it takes me about 6 months to warm up to new people.
66. Then watch out, you;ll never get me to shut up.
67. I try to help EVERYONE and sometimes that spreads me to thin.
68. I call my mom Wendi because we used to work together and it seemed more professional then Mommy.
69. I color when I'm upset or bored.
70. I've filled up all my nephews coloring books and i get mad when he wants to "help" me color.
71. I spend way to much time blogging.
72. And not enough time working.
73. I don't give very good advice. When my friends come too be with a problem I usually ask if they would like me to beat up someone for them.
74. I try not to drink alone because I have a problem knowing when to stop.
75. I enjoy drinking but can't let loose in front of my family.
76. I read the book jacket 5 or more times before I every buy the book.
77. I'm a pack rat.
78. I still have cards from High school graduation, college, my ex., I keep the strangest stuff.
79. I'm horrible at calling me.
80. I don't want to bother them.
81. I've asked one guy out in my LIFE!
82. It was Mr. ship.
83. And he turned me down.
84. I hate making the first move and I usually let opportunities slip past me because of it.
85. I can come off as rude, or unfriendly.
86. But it's really just me being shy.
87. I try not to think I'm better then anyone.
88. I try to accept people for who they are.
89. Key word TRY.
90. One day I hope to accomplish something worth wild.
91. I love my nephew and cousins and would do anything for them.
92. I've planned what I would do if i won the lottery. but i never play.
93. I'd rather spend my money on other people then on my self.
94. i have trouble telling me people no when they ask for my help.
95. I played tennis in high school and still have my varsity jacket packed in my cedar chest.
96. I try it on every few months.
97. i just took my Christmas tree down two days ago.
98. I sing REALLY loud in the car.
99. And dance in the car.
100. I love to make people laugh!!!!!!!!

OH MY GOD!!! i did it. I reached a 100 things. WOW. So i hope you enjoyed my list of insanely awesome ME-ness!!!

wine-o

WOW this has been a HUGE weekend for me. HUGE! First off I need to make it clear that I LOVE very few tv shows. Sure I watch tv but there are very few shows I tune in for. I tend to enjoy them but not enough to remember what comes on when. Here's my list of stuff i watch

1. Monday- nothing really pressing. I did however watch mommas boys. it's lames and I'm almost ashamed to admit it. honestly it makes me very scared to EVER date a guy who wants to introduce me to his mom.
2. Tuesday- Biggest loser, although I haven't watched any of this new season. Law and Order SVU
3. Wednesday- Bones (but now it's on Thursday so I don't know if I'll remember that. Top Chef/ project runway. I love those shows LOVE!
4. Thursday-Greys Anatomy and ER if i remember
5. Friday- Jeopardy (it's the only might I'm home during the week to watch it. I love jeopardy!! and thank god for small miracles. FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS is back!!!

This is how much I love Friday Night Lights. Kitty called me Friday night at 9 p.m. Right when the show started. Here is how the conversation went.

"Hello" Hey Friday Night Lights is on I'll have to call you back, ok. "Are you serious" YEAH! Bye.

I love Friday night lights and for the second year I had to sit by and wait to see if they brought it back!!! Thank God! Here's one reason i love FRIDAY Night LIGHTS!!! The guy who plays Tim Riggins is so HOTT. I have myself a regular little girl crush. come on look at this dude he's hot. and He's a bad ass on the show. I know I know I should be over my bad boy stage, and I am for the most part. But dang. Come on Look at him. He's hot!So Thank God for Friday night tv. I've already told my friends that 9 p.m. on Fridays I need to be in front of a tv. I'm going to Buffalo in two weeks to see some friends and I will be watching Friday night lights!!! I'm so excited!!!

Here's the rest of my HUGE weekend. Wow he's dreamy!! Ok sorry i'm back. Last night was ladies night. Preggers, and Jules and i went to the Macaroni grille. YUMMY. We had our ladies night dinner and caught up. the 3 of us don't get to go out much anymore. Jimmy Jams told us before we went they had crayons for you to draw on the table with after which i announced I would be drawing apple trees because that's really all i can do. Well didn't my table only have blue, purple and green crayons to use. So they got a Dr. sues style plum tree, a hand turkey, and every ones names. When i filled my area up i started drawing on Preggers side and then above and across the table. It was very colorful when i left. Preggers was sad because she wanted chocolate cake and they were out. Poor Preggers, no chocolate cake for the baby!

After we got home I preceded to drink a whole bottle of wine by myself, alone in my apartment. I don't usually do that, but Preggers gave em a corkscrew after I mentioned i didn't have one and Jules stuffed it in my purse so I figured why not. After I polished off the bottle of wine I started on the bottle of Egg Nog my dad gave me and the next thing i knew i was waking up on the couch at 6:30 a.m. and now i have a headache. Good times. nothing like get drunk by your self! good times.

And lastly. GO STEELERS!!!!!!! One game away from the SUPER BOWL! I'm off to Jules house after work to watch the game and eat some yummy football food. It's Jules's BF's birthday, who is also a HUGE steelers fan so we are celebrating it Black and Gold style!

p.s.

Huge shout out to Mama Kat for telling me how to do my links right!! Thank you. I've asked other people and everyone tells me oh i don't know what your talking about. THANK YOU MAMA KAT!

Who said that?

1.)Allergies much?
2.) Worst dentist experience ever.
3.) Describe a "new road" you've taken in your life.
4.) What would you say to a mouse who could talk?
5.) Who is the best listener you know? What makes him or her such a good listener?



Ahh Mama Kat. I don't have much time. Which one should i pick? I don't even know if I'll get it posted tomorrow. Please don't forget me my dear bloggy friends. I will try.



If i knew a mouse that could talk what would i say to him?



I'm pretty sure after i stopped screaming and cowering on the chair like some little ninny. I would say something profound and earth shattering like, "Did you just talk?" Yeah I'm pretty sure it would be something just like that. And after his/her's (how do you really know) squeaky responses, i would most likely faint. Oh come on. I'm honest. those of you who say you would discuss world event's the vast sewage system of your town, or hobbies....are liers. You would scream, jump, faint, check the ingredients on the bottle of whatever wine you had been consuming, and then scream again when the mouse assures you that YES that was him, and YES he can talk. After I finished all the screaming, jumping and hiding in the closet, which the mouse could obviously get into and more then likely has much better knowledge of how to navigate said closet, I think I would ask him what his favorite type of cheese is? Maybe ask how he gets the peanut butter off the trap without setting it off, and if he can do anything cool with his tail. those would be my questions. Oh and maybe if he saw me consuming anything that read MAY CAUSE HALLUCINATIONS. or in mouse writing something with a bright label and a sad face. After a few days of bonding chompin on cheese and throwing back a few bottles of wine we might move onto conversations about hobbies, world events, and the sewage system layout.......ok ok maybe not world events. But I'm pretty sure everyday would start out "uhm....hello little mouse dude....uhm.....so I think...i know I know this sounds crazy....but hum......yesterday I thought that maybe we were..........uhm....carring on a conversation? Oh hah we were.....so you're talking today again? Ok well just checking.